Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery!

• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!
• And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
• Don’t worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
• Uh-oh.
• I don’t know where that came from! Just put it over there.
• Better crank up that anesthesia.
• I don’t think that was supposed to come off.
• Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won’t pay for the rest.
• Well, it’s five o’clock! We’ll just put this off till tomorrow.
• Hey... ...maybe the janitor knows what this is.